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I ANSWER MY (MANY) VOICE MAIL MESSAGES, EMAILS, AND PHONE CALLS ONLY WHEN CAN (which is why I (obviously) sell the information and answers I know you want through JURIS-JITSU and the Password Protected Posts) HOWEVER: IF YOU NEED TO REACH ME, PLEASE CLICK HERE and check if I’m in my VirtualOffice BEFORE CALLING ME ON MY PHONE OR EMAILING ME (plus it is much more effective and safe from cell control type tapping, click here) HINT: IF THE BUTTON BELOW IS “ORANGE” AND SAYS “ONLINE”… I’m in my VirtualOffice 
