ACCIDENT?

Some say it was an accident, other say it was faith, I say OUCH

I SHOULD HAVE CHECKED THE PARACHUTE A THIRD TIME

They said I was dead, flat-line, for 27 minutes during which I felt the strongest orgasm I have ever felt in my life and  I was everywhere in both time and space simultaneously. There is no death as we've been told by society, death is only the cessation of physical limitation,  when the soul becomes free of the bondage that is the body.

So now I need your help in business, my brain and your body,  deal?

I'll even start you out with a $10,000.00 signup bonus as a
shameless bribe to be coahable and do exactly as I say