Just another BuschytaleZ Confession
IF I FUCKED THIS UP I WOULD'VE BEEN FED TO THE PIGS (PORKS)
IT BECAME "A FAMILY AFFAIR"
BIG FAT DISCLAIMER: Nothing here is real but exactly as I remember it.
An extremely beautiful woman is what got me into this shit... but she died... check it out...
Sure, they will kill you if you fuck them over but if you don't, if you're a straight up guy, there is no politician, attorney, or judge that is more honest, loyal, and KEEPS THE CODE OF HONOR BETTER than ¨a gangster in the mob¨, RESPECT 🙂
WHOEVER SAID I'VE MADE MILLIONS DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN ¨M¨ AND A ¨B¨ 😛
I have done some really strange stuff and this is definitely one of them, enjoy 🙂
THE STORY OF WHY I WROTE ¨FUTURE$¨
I HAD NO CLUE THAT I WAS AT A MOB PARTY SO I DID'NT EVEN THINK ABOUT RITUALS
FROM THE BEGINNING:
I was engaged to this ravishingly super rich chic, the favorite niece of a big well known tycoon, but I didn't now the extent of his empire, at first.
ONE DAY, he invited us to a shindig at his house.
Only it was`nt a shindig as he called it, it was more like the Oscars' after-party.
IN A MANSION AT THE TOP OF A HIGH-RISE
Valet parking, people arriving in stretch Hummer limos, Classic Bentley's, TOTAL OPULENCE.
There was even a 3 meter wide red carpet, only it was blue, bloodline?
And his ¨house¨ was a 3 story mansion ON TOP OF THE HIGHRISE
THAT WAS THE DAY I UNDERSTOOD ¨THE POWER OF THE SHINDIG¨
His yard which was comfortably holding about more than 90 people having dinner in a over 20 tables was actually a terrace with synthetic grass
Obviously there was a quite large helicopter-pad by the pool, a nice size pool too.
And yeah, the entire high-rise was her uncle`s, all residential and commercial rentals below his rooftop mansion, including a hotel, good idea.
Maria`s uncle must have spent hundreds of millions on this place I remember estimating, fuck, maybe billions, lol.
I did not know what Family I was about to marry into, Maria always kept family private and I found out why.
SO I HAD NO CLUE THAT I WAS AT A MOB PARTY, I THOUGHT HE WAS SOME OIL TYCOON OR SOMETHING
Which is why I gladly accepted his challenge to speak to his guests about my futures trading that his niece had told him I`m the best at... lol... she was actually a top broker at Merill Lynch so she knows wazzzup, I AM a badass trader, I LEARNED FROM THE BEST, no doubt, stats speak louder than words.
Little did I know that it is customary for their circle of friends to get together like this, throw a ridiculously lavish party every so often, and look at investment opportunities presented by guests like me.
Maria knew exactly what she was doing bringing me there, that little bitch, her uncle probably instructed her to bring me in, who cares exactly how, why or when...
I WAS THERE
SO HERE I AM DRESSED TO KILL PITCHING A ¨LET`S ALL TRADE TOGETHER¨ TYPE MUTUAL FUND TO THE MOB AND THEY ARE BUYING IT
I did my standard 30 minute routine as they ate their main course and apparently they all loved it, standing fucking ovation at the end I got.
While I was speaking, I could see pretty much everyone whispering in the ear of another standing behind or beside them taking notes, like a well oiled machine of highest Fortune 500 class, quick BIG decisions made, no bullshit allowed.
I did`t think much about it and continued my speal... took it up a notch... went for the kill... lol.
I WAS TALKING TRUTH BUT I WAS ONLY TALKING, NOT JOKING BUT NOT MAKING A SERIOUS PROPOSAL EITHER, IN MY MIND AT LEAST...
EVEN THOUGH IT MAY HAVE SOUNDED LIKE A PROPOSAL BY ME SAYING ¨WE¨ ALL THE TIME, I`M SUCH A DUMBASS.
I was drunk by then so it became quite animated, waving arms, cracking spicy jokes, even did a back-flip I remember, lol, which they seem to make them like me even more, it was a fantastic performance, simply spectacular.
I HAVE THEM EATING FROM THE PALM OF MY HAND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF
And knowing what I know now, fuck, a really did... lol
SO HERE IS WHERE IT WENT ALL SIDEWAYS YET RIGHT ON
What I considerered to be a friendly half drunk 30 minute explanation on my trading JUST FOR FUN was looked by them as a business proposition, LET`S START A HUGE MUTUAL FUND TOGETHER AND TRADE, because that`s how they do business as I told you a bit ago.
I AM SUCH AN IDIOT
I got off the stage (yeah there was a small stage), Maria walked towards me like a dangerous panther walks towards a pray, gave me a kiss I still remember, and told me ¨congratulations hot stuff, you just raised $18 BILLION DOLLARS and made it into the family, now you gotta marry me, or we can just go fuck in some room cause I`m drunker than you and watching you pull off what you just pulled of turns me on¨, gotta love that dirty girl, lol.
SO AFTERWARDS I ASKED HER IF WHAT SHE SAID WAS REAL
¨Sure it is¨ she said with her badass lovely arrogant accent, gotta love that shit.
That`s about the size of their purse, 18 BILLION DOLLARS, my testicles switched places, lol.
WHAT`S THE CATCH? I asked her nervously, now this shit hit me like a ton of bricks, FUUUCK
18 BILLION DOLLARS IS NOT EXACTLY PARKING METER CHANGE AND I WAS SWEATING LIKE A BULLDOG IN HEAT
And this is the mob, not the rapper gansta mob that may shoot you with a Glock but THE REAL MOB, if I fuck it up, then they will feed me to the pigs, not to the cops, that`s taboo in the mob, I mean actual pigs, porks, oink oink, that would eat me up leaving no trace, not even bones.
Experience for a lifetime, SCARY SHIT THOUGH IN A WAY, no fuckups allowed or you`re fed to the pigs, literally, lol.
Sadly, Maria died in a bad motorcycle accident a few days later, sad loss, we never got married but I remain in the family even today.
I must say this again though, there are no more honest people than the mob, really.
Sure, they will kill you if you fuck them over but if you don`t, if you`re a straight-up guy, there is no politician, attorney, or judge that is more honest than ¨a gangster in the mob¨, RESPECT 🙂
So asides a few episodes I had where I freaked out so much scared of losing the entire fund on a limit drop or raise, I completed my mission successfully just like I said I would when I was drunk back-flipping at Maria's uncle's ¨humble shack¨, lol
WE MADE BILLIONS AND STILL PLAY TOGETHER WHENEVER IT IS POSSIBLE TO ASSURE TOTAL SECRECY
AND THE TRADING PART IS SO SILLY 1-2-3 SIMPLE IT`S SICK AND DONE IN ABOUT AN HOUR A DAY NO MATTER THE TOTAL AMOUNT TRADED
1) Look at some charts and find a Squiggly.
2) Identify the charts with Trade Strategies
3) Place the trade based on Squiggly`s strategy
WE MADE BILLIONS AND I GAINED LIFETIME PROTECTION FROM BADASS FRIENDS YOU DON`T WANNA BE IN BAD TERMS WITH
Do I still have access to their money?
I doubt they will ever let me go of me, lol, would you?
IT`S FAMILY, NOT BUSINESS, CAPISCE?
Obviously, I put a team together for this, Charts of all exchanges worldwide had to be checked daily, no way I could or even wanted to do it all by myself, I had a life.
I TRAINED MY TRADERS FROM SCRATCH, 2 of them were my grocery store clerks before the TRANSFORMATION ala Jekyll and Hyde.
Basically gave them FUTURES and ¨let them loose¨, LOOSE on the markets, not to lose trades, duh?
WHY IS THIS A BUSCHYTALE CONFESSION?
Maria`s accident was no freak accident, she had embezzled family money, it was how I became a made man 🙁